Sunday, October 9, 2005

Things I've Learned Of Late

Tapioca pudding may taste good, but I still can't get past what it looks like.

DC is much harder to navigate than NYC. And you can't use your "metro" card for the bus. And you have to swipe it when entering and exiting the metro station. And the metro is way to clean and has too many helpful signs and it's SCARING ME. But I still have no clue where I'm going.

After many years of pounding dough and hauling flour and lugging bread and filling cakes and whisking sauces, AND having a nasty digestive disease, after getting a fancy Elliptical machine for my birthday, it has become apparent that there are still muscles in my bum I'd never used until now.

Putting a pug on a picnic table and then pulling away all the chairs is very funny, unless you've left your hot dog on the table with the pug.